I just don’t wanna go to school!
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom : But you have to go...
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He is allowed use the ladies’ room – but ends up in hospital
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room,...
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Married life after 60
Married life after 60 ????????During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:“I am...
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Why Women Need a Husband?
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry”. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I...
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Why Men Need a Wife?
Why Men Need a Wife? A man goes to a therapist and says, ‘Doc, I don’t want to get married. I’m financially stable, I can...
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Four Men And Their Wives Are Having Babies
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations!...
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The Penguin’s Beach Day
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why...
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A Matter Of Punctuation…
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men...
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Kangaroo’s Rainy Day
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could...
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The Brazen Student and the Unforgettable Exam Exit
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put...